>we, the middle class
>we will not use belts
>we will use suspenders
>we will not have sex
>we will make boudoir photography
>we will not use caps
>we will use top hats
>we will not support Trump
>we will support Never Trumpers
>we will not be socialists
>we will be Red Tories
>we will not drink IPAs
>we will drink single malt scotch
>we will not cancel people
>we will just sigh disappointedly
>we will not go to therapy
>we will retreat to the estate
>we will not eat the bugs
>we will eat grass-fed steak, medium-rare