Weirdposting #3 — Narrative Warfare

 

>be me

>proud agent

>my job is simple

>I built a task force specialized in narrative warfare

>we generate dozens of AI-powered stories and videos every week

>main narrative: "Canadian identity" is a British imperialist invention designed to convince Canadians they're not actually Americans

>Canada is a failing socialist experiment that's destroying its own economy

>we flood YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, X and Facebook with these videos

>goal is crystal clear: normalize the idea of integration with America and kill any emotional attachment to Canadian identity

>we hit especially hard in Alberta

>it's working

I love my job!

Weirdposting #2 — The Tragedy of John Diefenbaker

>"Did you ever hear the tragedy of John Diefenbaker, The Tory? I thought not. It's not a story the Liberal Party would tell you. It's a Red Tory legend."

>"Diefenbaker was a Prime Minister of the North, so powerful and so populist he could use the spirit of nationalism to influence the voters to protect... sovereignty."

>"He had such a knowledge of the British tradition that he could even keep the ones he cared about—the farmers, the small towns—from being absorbed by the continent."

>"The old Canadian identity is a pathway to many values some consider to be... inefficient."

>"He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his independence, which eventually, of course, he did."

>"Unfortunately, he taught his nation that it could stand against the American Empire, then the tech-elites and his own party killed his vision in his sleep."

>"Ironic. He could save the symbols of Canada from death, but not the substance of the nation itself."

Lament for a Nation by George Grant (Sith Style)

Weirdposting #1 — The High-T Middle Class Manifesto

 

>we, the middle class

>we will not use belts

>we will use suspenders

>we will not have sex

>we will make boudoir photography

>we will not use caps

>we will use top hats

>we will not support Trump

>we will support Never Trumpers

>we will not be socialists

>we will be Red Tories

>we will not drink IPAs

>we will drink single malt scotch

>we will not cancel people

>we will just sigh disappointedly

>we will not go to therapy

>we will retreat to the estate

>we will not eat the bugs

>we will eat grass-fed steak, medium-rare

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