Weirdposting #7 — Organized Troll Crime

 

>Look at this AI-generated image

>in Brazil, they call it “T9speak”

>If you decode the image you will read

>“Palhaços felizes no recinto; tem gente que já levou torta.”

>In English, the message will be

>"Happy clowns in the enclosure, there are people who have already been pie-thrown"

>What the fuck is that?

>is a message other criminals

>happy clowns = police

>the enclosure = imageboard

>pie-thrown = MBA = Mandato de Busca e Apreensão = SSW = Search and Seizure Warrant

>How do people do that?

>They use a simple T9 dictionary

>2 = A, B, C

>3 = D, E, F

>4 = G, H, I

>5 = J, K, L

>6 = M, N, O

>7 = P, Q, R, S

>8 = T, U, V

>9 = W, X, Y, Z

>A = 2

>B = 22

>C = 222

>D = 3

>E = 33

>F = 333

>G = 4

>H = 44

>I = 444

>J = 5

>K = 55

>L = 555

>M = 6

>N = 66

>O = 666

>P = 7

>Q = 77

>R = 777

>S = 7777

>T = 8

>U = 88

>V = 888

>W = 9

>X = 99

>Y = 999

>Z = 9999

>first: they write a message

>second: they translate into T9speak

>third: they create an image in an AI

Reality is disturbing. I hate troll crime.

Weirdposting #6 — Never do it

 

>never google what BNL stands for in every Pixar movie

>and you will never see the corporation that rules the universe

>never wonder why /pol/ and Epstein's flight logs overlap so much

>and you will never understand modern "coincidences"

>never be a bi guy dating a bi girl

>and you will never experience the sacred art of pegging on a random Tuesday

Weirdposting #5 — I am just a misfit

 

>I take a breath another time

>readings that don't get over

>line after line

>I will write for /lit/ again

>thoughts without censorship

>beer after beer

>I travel so fast

>I don't know what love is

>George Grant after Christopher Buckley

>I can go

>I can pass to every topic

>NRx after Never Trumper

>my past is like a Saturn

>a great Ouroboros eating me

>girlfriend after girlfriend

>courses in Hillsdale College

>studies in Christendom College

>critical theory after tomism

>every anon wants to run the world

>I don't know why

>Dostoievski after Molière

>I can't touch the sky

>I am so serious in my ultimate thinking

>Nick Land after David Frum

>no girl really loved me

>no woman really loved me

>thread after thread

>I am just a misfit

>without a real love

>book after book 

>I take a breath another time

>readings that don't get over

Weirdposting #4 — Loveless Sex

 

>ex-girlfriend broke up with me

>can't wrap my head around the whole thing

>my feelings are a constant mess when it's about her

>yeah, she actually left

>but every single thought is just her and what we had

>just stuck in my own head

>telling myself not to waste my time

>"if you don't love me, I can see it"

>see it everywhere, in every moment

>you don't look for me in your actions

>just sex after sex

>we were experts at that

>did it every single day

>but... that isn't love

>we're strangers to what love actually is

>I don't need the sex

>I need the love

>I don't care about the body

>I wanted the heart

>everything is scorched earth now

>realize I don't even know her, not really

>I know every detail of what she likes in bed

>but I know absolutely nothing about her soul

>mfw we shared everything but felt nothing

>feelsbadman.jpg

Weirdposting #3 — Narrative Warfare

 

>be me

>proud agent

>my job is simple

>I built a task force specialized in narrative warfare

>we generate dozens of AI-powered stories and videos every week

>main narrative: "Canadian identity" is a British imperialist invention designed to convince Canadians they're not actually Americans

>Canada is a failing socialist experiment that's destroying its own economy

>we flood YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, X and Facebook with these videos

>goal is crystal clear: normalize the idea of integration with America and kill any emotional attachment to Canadian identity

>we hit especially hard in Alberta

>it's working

I love my job!

Weirdposting #2 — The Tragedy of John Diefenbaker

>"Did you ever hear the tragedy of John Diefenbaker, The Tory? I thought not. It's not a story the Liberal Party would tell you. It's a Red Tory legend."

>"Diefenbaker was a Prime Minister of the North, so powerful and so populist he could use the spirit of nationalism to influence the voters to protect... sovereignty."

>"He had such a knowledge of the British tradition that he could even keep the ones he cared about—the farmers, the small towns—from being absorbed by the continent."

>"The old Canadian identity is a pathway to many values some consider to be... inefficient."

>"He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his independence, which eventually, of course, he did."

>"Unfortunately, he taught his nation that it could stand against the American Empire, then the tech-elites and his own party killed his vision in his sleep."

>"Ironic. He could save the symbols of Canada from death, but not the substance of the nation itself."

Lament for a Nation by George Grant (Sith Style)

Weirdposting #1 — The High-T Middle Class Manifesto

 

>we, the middle class

>we will not use belts

>we will use suspenders

>we will not have sex

>we will make boudoir photography

>we will not use caps

>we will use top hats

>we will not support Trump

>we will support Never Trumpers

>we will not be socialists

>we will be Red Tories

>we will not drink IPAs

>we will drink single malt scotch

>we will not cancel people

>we will just sigh disappointedly

>we will not go to therapy

>we will retreat to the estate

>we will not eat the bugs

>we will eat grass-fed steak, medium-rare

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